Another Generous African Bank Wants to Give Me Tons of Money!!! I should be surpassing BILL GATE's wealth by now :)

Again I have inherited millions of Malaysian Ringgit... But this time, it seems they are quite mad why I haven't collected the money yet :) InsyaAllaah Dr. Mr. A. Faizal, I will come ASAP!!! Because this time you have made it ever so convincing... you sent me a JPEG of the money !!! :D hehehehe....

BANK INTERNATIONAL OF BURKINA FASO (BIB)
AVENUE KWAMENKRUMAH,
OUAGADOUGOU/BURKINA FASO.

THIS IS THE COPY OF YOUR FUND OF $800.000.00, SINCE THREE YEARS AGO WE ARE LOOKING FOR YOU TO COME AND DEMANE (HOIT! TYPO!!!) FOR YOUR FUND;

BUT UNFORTUNITLY (TYPO SOME MORE???) TILL NOW WE HAVEN`T SEE YOU TO COME AND DEMAND FOR IT WHY? (Wrong Grammar Structure... Plz proofread before sending)

SO TRY YOUR POSSIBILITY TO CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE. (Bad sentence structure... consider hiring a language service since U hef so much money to spare :D)

IT IS VERY VERY NECCESARY (TYPO LAGI!!!! ME MAD NOWWW!!!).

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION (No one spells cooperation like that anymore... where you at? The 20's???),

DIRECTOR OF BIB,
Dr Mr, A.FAIZAL DUALA (Why are you not opening your own clinic? How come Drs can attach themselves to banks? You Burkina Faso-ians are a bunch of flexible dudes... ROCK ON!!!)

Hope people are not falling for these scams anymore. Once I heard, a DR from some Malaysian public university who fell for it. Lost a few hundred thousand ringgit... kasian.... Baru dapat PhD masa tu... Maybe her mind was just recovering from a serious thrashing (maybe her viva was susah?)... Tu pasal tersilap... hence causing an educator to make an uneducated decision (can that be considered an intended pun? hehehehe)... Anywayz....

Have a nice day :D Assalaam aleykom...